Dream Garage: Seven Deadly Sins Edition

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05/06/2016 at 18:45 • Filed to: Dream Garage

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This begins our “Multi-Tier Response System” for the Dream Garage Series. I’ll now give you a Quick Response and a Rule/Research Response for these challenges that way everyone can choose to participate between a casual to comprehensive manner. Also, this way you sexy jerks will know how much work I’m going to try and get you to do.

Quick Response

Pick seven different brands that you think best represent each of the following Seven Deadly Sins:

Pride

Greed

Envy

Gluttony

Sloth

Lust

Wrath

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Rule/Research Response

Using the seven brands you listed above, pick one of your dream vehicles from that brand which continues to represent the sin you associated its brand with. Oh, one more thing! Every category must alternate between model year 1996 and Newer, and model year 1995 and Older.

Pride: Model year 1995 and Older OR 1996-Present.

Greed: Opposite of Pride model range

Envy: Same as Pride model range

Gluttony: Opposite of Pride model range

Sloth: Same as Pride model range

Lust: Opposite of Pride model range

Wrath - Same as Pride model range

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Enjoy yo'selves! Oh, and yes, I have been watching FullMetal Alchemist . BOTH of them!!

To those that haven’t seen either, here is the most hardcore, gansta, badass sh*t you will EVER see a character do. Have a good night, Oppo!


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 18:54

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I don’t think I understand this:

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As soon as that’s clarified, I’ll be happy to participate! ;)


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Amoore100
05/06/2016 at 18:58

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1995 or Older

1996 and newer

I’ll edit that!


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 19:02

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Got it, thanks! At first I thought it was cars new for 1996 and cars that were already on the market in 1995, but that just shows the weird way I think! ;)


Kinja'd!!! JRapp: now as good as new again > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 19:03

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Quick:
Pride - Audi
Greed - Mercedes
Envy - Lexus
Gluttony - Bentley
Sloth - Ford
Lust - Ferrari
Wraith - Dodge

Detailed, though just as quick:
Pride - 2016 Audi S8
Greed - 1967 Mercedes 600
Envy - 2016 Lexus LS
Gluttony - 1956 Bentley S1
Sloth - 2016 Ford Focus RS
Lust - 1995 Ferrari F355 Berlinetta
Wraith - 1999 Dodge Viper RT/10


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Amoore100
05/06/2016 at 19:04

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Lol. Looking for extra credit, huh?!


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 19:04

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Lust is gonna have so many Alfas it’s not even funny


Kinja'd!!! DrScientist > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 19:04

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Pride: Porsche

Greed: Volkswagen

Envy: BMW

Gluttony: Hummer

Sloth: GM

Lust: Aston Martin

Wraith: this is just funny, but really, can you say AMG for wrath? or would it have to be mercedes? because not mercedes.


Kinja'd!!! traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 19:05

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Pride - Mercedes 300SL Roadster

Greed - Bugatti Chiron

Envy - Lamborghini 350 GT

Gluttony - Youabian Puma

Sloth - Mitsubishi 3000GT

Lust - Aston Martin Virage

Wrath - General Dynamics M1 Abrams


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 19:06

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Pride - Kia

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Greed - Mercedes-Benz

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Envy - Ferrari

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Gluttony - Cadillac

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Sloth - Mitsubishi

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Lust - Jaguar

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Wra(i)th - Rolls-Royce

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Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 19:07

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It’s “wrath”, not “wraith”.


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > JRapp: now as good as new again
05/06/2016 at 19:07

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Oh my lawd, I love this! I think we have the same tastes, which is great*!! (*a bit of dual-meaning for ya there).


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > not for canada - australian in disguise
05/06/2016 at 19:08

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Damn, this came out nice! You got me really good with the Kia!!


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
05/06/2016 at 19:09

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Such a wide spectrum, this is great!


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/06/2016 at 19:10

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lol, I have Rolls on my mind!


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 19:17

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Pride: GM

Greed: Ferrari

Envy: Cadillac

Gluttony: Bugatti

Sloth: Toyota

Lust: Lamorghini

Wrath: Dodge

I had a hard time with GM and Toyota. Both apply to both of these. Toyota slightly edged GM out for the ubiquity of the Prius, but the fact the Spark exists got GM close... Then I realized that GM puts out shit and has no remorse...


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
05/06/2016 at 19:18

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That last one is a winner. I was having a hell of a time finding one that fit that.


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > Amoore100
05/06/2016 at 19:18

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Pride - Kia Pride (1996+)

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Greed - Bentley Meteor (1995-)

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Envy - Speranza Envy (1996+)

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Gluttony - Stutz Bearcat (1995-) the newer, malaise one, that is...

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Sloth - Ssangyong Rodius Diesel I4 - 11 Seater (1996+)

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Lust - Gold plated Delorean DMC-12 (1995-)

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Wraith - Rolls-Royce Wraith (1996+)

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Disclosure: None of these are things I actually want in my garage, they are just cars that (at least to me) are apt for each sin, whether for representing it or being horribly ironic when named after it.


Kinja'd!!! RT > Wobbles the Mind
07/27/2016 at 09:27

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Pride: BMW (E70 X5 - nice car but it attracts that stereotype).

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Greed: Mercedes-Benz (600 Grosser - because obvious dictator car).

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Envy: Ferrari (Pininfarina P4/5 - it is a one-off Ferrari after all).

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Gluttony: Lincoln (Mark VIII - very big and floaty barge).

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Sloth: Honda (EK9 - obscure reason, a friend nicknamed “sloth” loves these).

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Lust: Alfa Romeo (Montreal - just look at it).

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Wrath: Holden (HSV Clubsport R8 - again just look at it).

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